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neckbeardeddragon:

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

read it so you know what order to murder people in

(Source: narcotic)

malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

These are named after MONSTERS are you KIDDING ME if I don't get at least one of these I'm going to be very disappointed

  • Vampire:

    Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

  • Werewolf:

    If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

  • Witch:

    If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

  • Ghost:

    Do you have any regrets?

  • Frankenstein:

    Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

  • Mummy:

    If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

  • Zombie:

    Do you miss anyone right now?

  • Faerie:

    If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

  • Nymph:

    What are you like when you’re by yourself?

  • Mermaid:

    How far would you go to keep the one you love?

  • Shapeshifter:

    What would you change about yourself?

  • Banshee:

    If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

  • Siren:

    If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

  • Genie:

    If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

  • Fury:

    What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

  • Incubus:

    What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

  • Succubus:

    What’s one thing you can’t live without?

tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

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